Stop burning your hands on that light bulb Thomas! Don your evening wear and let’s have a gentleman’s night out on the town! I know of a party at a secret club where they have the most wonderful chippies, whiskies, and filthy sing-alongs!
Jesse Gelber Presents
Jerron “Blind Boy” Paxton: Singing songs guaranteed to offend!
Michael Arenella: Charming the pants off the biddies!
The Astor Boys: Some real society syncopators!
Mike “The Barber” Haar: Performing dangerous stunts with his razor!
David Eiduks: Shakespearean recitations of Spear Shaking Solicitations!
Gin Minsky: Doing the Hoochie Coochie
Grace Gotham: Singing songs in nothing but undergarments!
Hazel Honeysuckle: Enough said!
Men please wear your tuxes or formal gentleman’s attire!
No “Ladies” allowed, but anyone in gentleman’s attire and floozies are welcome!
*Courtesy Thomas Edison’s Stag Party Invitation: Presented by Jesse Gelber